​​"Men's Relaxed Fit Polyester Joggers – Straight-Leg Sweatpants With Elastic Waist & Military Stripe (S-2XL, White & 5 Urban Colors)"​​

For When Sweatpants Need a Promotion​​ The pants that say "I might stab you" but feel like pajamas. ​​Urban Survival Features​​ ​​Tactical Comfort​​ – 2% spandex lets you kick open doors ​​Sweat Invisibility​​ – White stays bright through kebab grease ​​Knife-Friendly Pockets​​ – Deep enough for switchblade + burner phone ​​Photogenic Wrinkles​​ – Artful drape for mugshot lighting ​​Ash-Resistant Fabric​​ – Survives balcony smoking sessions ​​Style Hacks for the Unemployable​​ ​​Dystopian Minimalist​​ – White pair + chain wallet + shaved head ​​Balkan War Vet Core​​ – Black version + Adidas slides + cigarette ​​Cyberpunk Janitor​​ – Gray with neon safety vest + fingerless gloves ​​Karaoke Host Uniform​​ – Navy blue hides soju stains ​​Details That Outlast Your Probation​​ Reinforced crotch for impromptu splits OEKO-TEX certified against prison laundry chemicals Fade-proof stripes survive bleach accidents